bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

pornstarwars:

my street

deadcrowcomics:

All together at last…

you can buy all of them here: http://deadcrowcomics.tumblr.com/

ses-pures-couleurs:

home-of-many-muses:

betaluck:

mirielstome:

stridershead:

this is comedy fucking gold you assholes

YOU LITTLE SHIT

Tack the city of townsville???????????

Attack on the city of townsville!

IS UNDER A TACK

UNDER ATTACK

UNDER A TACK

My Chemical Romance recording I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love X

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

SLEEPOVER SATURDAY!!!

paramorre:

•fuck marry kill
•tell me about your crush 
•tell me about your day
•funny/embarrassing stories
•stuff about you 
•advice
•questions in general 
•truth/dare 
•would you rathers 
•bad jokes/puns 
•anything really

darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

image

and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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