theyeezybakeoven:

jizzfrosti:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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did you even look at the last two

heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN

sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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